Senator Obama Could Have Played Many of Heath Ledger’s Parts

(He Allegedly Has Experience In These Areas)

(Below you will find copied movie review text followed by Obama’s experience)

Everyone knows that Sen. Obama does not do well when he is unscripted, but he excels when his statements are prepared. If he were an actor, Sen. Obama would always have a script. Below you will find excerpts from several movie reviews, followed by the reasons Sen. Obama could have auditioned for the parts. Experience is the best teacher. If one does not have the experience required for one job, maybe he or she should look to where there is a better match. Maybe Sen. Obama should decide to drop out of the race and become an actor.

Two Hands 1999 (Ledger played Jimmy)

A 19 year old (Heath Ledger) finds himself in debt to a local gangster (Bryan Brown) when some gang loot disappears and sets him on the run from thugs. Meanwhile two street kids start a shopping spree when they find the missing money. Rose Byrne co-stars as a country girl, who Ledger starts a romance on his trip.

Senator Obama’s life experience that would aid him in going for this part:

The Senator began his political career in Chicago, where hardball politics takes on a new meaning. He, like Jimmy, has connections to many shady characters who raised money for him. Tony Rezko, who is now a convicted felon, raised money for Obama’s fledgling political career. There are allegations of sweet heart land deals, grants being obtained for friends using tax payer money, etc. So Senator Obama does have experience with mobsters.

10 Things I Hate About You 1999 (Ledger played Patrick Verona)

Updated version of William Shakespeare’s “Taming of the Shrew,” set at the fictional Padua High School in Tacoma where a new transfer student, Cameron, is interested in the popular sophomore Bianca Stratford. But Bianca’s overprotective and domineering father forbids Bianca to date unless her older sister Katerina, an unpopular and hostile senior, does. In a bid to get Katerina a boyfriend, Cameron sets up a plan to have the school stud, Joey Donnar, bribe Patrick Verona, an outcast senior with a rumor-filled past, to take the volatile Katerina out on dates so he can go to the school’s homecoming dance with Bianca. However, neither Pat or Kat expect their ‘going steady’ to lead where nobody expects it too…

Senator Obama’s life experience that would aid him in going for this part:

Senator Obama also has a rumor filled past, including those associated with Tony Rezko. He also has all of the allegations stemming from Larry Sinclair from which he could rely upon for his portrayal of Patrick. Mr. Sinclair alleges that he and Sen. Obama did cocaine and engaged in gay sex in 1999. Which is much later than Obama admits to regarding his drug use. There are also rumors within certain Chicago circles that Sen. Obama is believed to be on the “Down Low”. This means a family man who occasionally goes out and has gay affairs. I believe we have already seen a bit of this type of behavior coming from some of our politicians.

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The Patriot 2000 (Ledger played Gabriel Martin)

The movie takes place in South Carolina in 1776. Benjamin Martin, a French-Indian war hero who is haunted by his past, is a patriot who wants no part in a war with Britian. Meanwhile, his two eldest sons, Gabriel and Thomas, can’t wait to go out and kill some Redcoats. When South Carolina decides to go to war with Britain, Gabriel immediatly signs up to fight…without his father’s permission. But soon, Colonel Tavington, British solder infamous for his brutal tactiks, captures Gabriel and sentences him to be hanged. As Gabriel is taken away, Thomas tries to free him, only to be killed by Tavington, in front of Benjamin. Now, seeking revenge for his son’s death….

Senator Obama’s life experience that would aid him in going for this part:

Senator Obama has given much thought to what it means to be patriotic. Like two sides of the same coin, to know one side is to know the other. Ledger’s character immediately joined to the military to fight the British. I don’t think Senator Obama has joined anything related to our military unless it served his political goals. None the less, he has come to define his patriotism in terms of who he is speaking to. I will wear my flag lapel pin here but not there.

A Knight’s Tale 2001 (Ledger played William)

Inspired by “The Canterbury Tales,” as well as the story of Ulrich von Lichtenstein, this is the story of William, a young squire with a gift for jousting. After his master dies suddenly, the squire hits the road with his cohorts Roland and Wat. On the journey, they stumble across an unknown writer, Chaucer. William, lacking a proper pedigree, convinces Chaucer to forge genealogy documents that will pass him off as a knight. With his newly-minted history in hand, the young man sets out to prove himself a worthy knight at the country’s jousting competition, and finds romance along the way.

Senator Obama’s life experience that would aid him in going for this part:

Senator Obama may also be lacking a proper pedigree for holding the Office of The Presidency given all the concern regarding the lack of a disclosed birth certificate. Fraudulent birth certificates have been posted on the internet, but not a valid one.

Senator Obama is also being passed off as the new JFK by the puppeteers. He does not have a tenth of the experience of JFK. JFK served in the military and knew first hand about the sacrifices that are required of our military and he knew first hand the dangers posed by our enemies. I feel fairly confident in saying that if Obama were President during the Cuban missile crisis, we would nuclear missiles in Cuba today. But with the right script, he would do okay acting in “A Knight’s Tale” but not as the President of the United States of America in real life.

The Brothers Grimm 2005 (Ledger played Jacob)

In 1811, in a French occupied Germany, the crooks Brothers Grimm pretend to fight against evil witches and monsters to make money. However, they are arrested by Cavaldi (Peter Stormare) and General Delatombe (Jonathan Pryce), but they have a chance to redeem themselves in the village of Marbaden, where ten young girls have vanished. Will (Matt Damon) and Jacob (Heath Ledger) are guided by the local Angelika (Lena Headey) through an enchanted forest where they face the evil Mirror Queen (Monica Bellucci) that depends on the sacrifice of twelve girls in the eclipse to stay beautiful and young.

Senator Obama’s life experience that would aid him in going for this part:

..pretend to fight against evil witches and monsters to make money… That sounds just like Rev. Wright, Farrakhan and Rev. Pfleger hate whitey, God D#@$ America, black liberation speak rolled into one. After 20 years of sitting in the pews of Rev. Wright’s church, Sen. Obama should be able quote chapter and verse by heart.

Brokeback Mountain 2005 (Ledger played Ennis Del Mar)

…In the Summer of 1963 Wyoming, two young men, Ennis a ranch hand and Jack an aspiring rodeo bull rider, are sent to work together herding sheep on Brokeback Mountain, and what had otherwise been anticipated to be a rather uneventful venture, will soon turn into an affair of love, of lust, and complications that will span through 19 years of their lives. Through marriage, through children, and through the mighty grip of societal confines and the expectations of what it is to be a man.

Senator Obama’s life experiences that would aid him in going for this part:

If Larry Sinclair’s allegations are true, then this could be your perfect role. You would know exactly how to play a family man who has an affair with another man. No direction would be required. The two cowboys in Brokeback Mountain are also family men I believe. This would be an excellent part for you. Unfortunately, all the drug stuff wouldn’t help for this movie.

The Dark Knight 2008 (Ledger played The Joker)

…Batman raises the stakes in his war on crime. With the help of Lieutenant Jim Gordon and District Attorney Harvey Dent, Batman sets out to dismantle the remaining criminal organizations that plague the city streets. The partnership proves to be effective, but they soon find themselves prey to a reign of chaos unleashed by a rising criminal mastermind known to the terrified citizens of Gotham as The Joker…

Senator Obama’s life experience that would aid him in going for this part:

Senator Obama’s entire career has prepared him to play this role. Many politicians hide behind masks like the Joker does. Obama is no different. When Obama attends Trinity Church, he’s one person. When he’s taking funds from Rezko, he’s another Obama. When he’s in Kenya, he’s a different Obama. When he in front of a camera, he’s another Obama. If he’s in the back of a limo with Larry Sinclair, he’s another Obama. Now, when he’s around an American flag, he’s very much a different Obama. Change we can believe in? I don’t think so. Well, maybe change of packaging.

Again we have only sketchy information regarding Obama’s many faces and the allegations against him because the media refuses to investigate or hold the Senator accountable. They are fully engaged in trying to shape the news of Obama to get him elected. All I actually want is news, just news, just the facts so I can make up my own mind. That is not too much to ask for!

Unlike politics, bad behavior in Hollywood can work to make you an even bigger star. I hope he thinks about going to Hollywood. He would do great there and not endanger anyone. Obama and Hollywood are a perfect match. Mostly tinsel.