Obama’s “I Have a Dream” Speech Rough Draft Found In Caffe Latte Establishment!!!

Newly Discovered

First Draft of

Senator Obama’s Version

of

I Have a Dream Speech

(or Is It Our Nightmare?)

Let us not wallow in the back of a limo with Mr. Larry Sinclair too much valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though we I face hide the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream dream of change. It is a dream deeply rooted in the Marxist dream American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will lay down rise up and live out the true meaning of its My creed: “We I hold these truths to be self-evident, that all liberal elitists men are better than all others. created equal.”

I have a dream that one day in a gated community in Chicago on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former Pentagon bombers slaves and the sons of former Obama donor Tony Rezko slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of my Reverend Jeremiah Wright brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the land of my birth, Kenya state of Mississippi, a state country sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of American tax payer aid freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my two four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the dishonesty of their father color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream for November 7, 2008 today!

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious clingers of guns and religion racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of “interposition” and “nullification” — one day right there in Alabama little liberal elitist boys black boys and liberal elitist black girls will be able to join hands with little inferior working class white boys and inferior working class white girls as their slower step-sisters and brothers.

I have a dream for November 7, 2008 today!

I have a dream that one day Larry Sinclair’s limo will be hidden forever every valley shall be exalted, and every opposition blog and website shall be silenced hill and mountain shall be made low,the ,my former alleged crack dealers will stay hidden by the media rough places will be made plain, and the all down-low men shall be exalted and protected from their wives crooked places will be made straight; “and the glory of the Me Lord shall be revealed and all male flesh shall see me as available. it together.

This is our my hope, and this is the essence of me faith that I will keep concealed from all voters. go back to the South with.

With this a manufactured portrayal of me faith, I we will be able to hew out of the country’s mountain of despair a thrown stone of hope. With this manufactured portrayal of me faith, I we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of for me brotherhood. With this manufactured portrayal of me faith, you we will be able to work together, to pay higher taxes pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together for speaking against me, to stand up for socialism freedom together, knowing that I we will be your messiah free one day.

And this will be the day — this will be the day when all of God’s children will be able to sing with new meaning:

My country ’tis not free of thee, no sweet land of liberty, of thee I scream sing.

Land where my fathers died, land of the liberal’s Pilgrim’s pride,

From every mountainside, let my hand reign freedom ring!

And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true.

And so let my hand reign freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire.

Let my hand reign freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York.

Let my hand reign freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania.

Let my hand reign freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado.

Let my hand reign freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California.

But not only that:

Let my hand reign freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia.

Let my hand reign freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.

Let my hand reign freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi.

From every mountainside, let my hand reign freedom ring.

And when this happens, when we allow my hands’ reign freedom ring, when we let it reign ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of my father’s God’s children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the new liberal old Negro spiritual:

Me Free at last! Me Free at last!

Thank Obama God Almighty, We’re Me we are free at last!

This document was reported to have been found near a table in a Caffe Latte Establishment.

Most likely is Satire.

Anyone who isn’t confused really doesn’t understand the situation.
Edward R. Murrow

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One Response to “Obama’s “I Have a Dream” Speech Rough Draft Found In Caffe Latte Establishment!!!”

  1. darlene007 Says:

    Considering that Obama likes to use other peoples speeches, you did an excellent job of saying what he leaves out. Very intelligent and insightful! The satire is sad in a way bc I really believe this is what he wants to say. Only God can save us now!!

    ((Zach 007))

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